iputmilkinearlgrey:

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound

dullahandyke:

Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w ‘IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION’ and it’s been stuck on my mind ever since

oceaniche:

If next episode it gets revealed that CXS can’t change the timeline because Lu Guang wanted to save him so desperately it created a sort of unchangeable important node that can’t be crossed and corrects itself if change is attempted, I’m gonna eat my shoes.

Because while I do believe in closed loop with no real origin theory, I also believe the way this technically “started” was because Lu Guang wanted to save CXS enough to make this line of events into the unchangeable past.

So that body of his will probably get himself on that boat whether CXS wants it to or not

c3rvida3:

Texts that read, "Is there anything I can do?" and "Want me to get you with the gun?"ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

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